FRACTURED CHRISTMAS CAROLS


No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid! 
Sing along with these new takes on old favorites
--that is, if you can figure out the name of the real carol!
 

* Deck the halls with Buddy Holly.

* We three kings of porridge and tar.

* On the first day of Christmas, 
   my tulip gave to me...

* Later on, we'll perspire, as we 
   dream by the fire.

* He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.

* Noel, Noel, Barney's the King of Israel.

* With the jelly toast proclaim...

* In the meadow we can build 
   a snowman; then pretend that 
   he is sparse and brown.

* Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say.


 


* Sleep in heavenly peas.

* Olive, the other reindeer...

* You'll go down in Listerine.

* Oh, what fun it is to ride with 
   one horse, soap and hay.

* Come, froggy faithful.

* Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.

Happy Holidays!

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