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Cowboy In Trouble
One day a cowboy was riding his horse through the desert when he came upon a snake.The horse got scared and threw him to the ground. Scared the cowboy said,"Don't bite me Mister Snake". The snake said,"I am a magic genie snake, I give 3 wishes, not bites. The cowboy thought for a minute and said,"I want a million bucks". The snake said "It's done". For the second wish I want the most beautiful wife in the world. "Done". For the third wish I want to be hung like my horse over there. "Done". When the cowboy got home he saw the most beautiful women in the world in his bed. He then called the bank and found out he had $1 million dollars in his checking account. Thinking himself a very lucky
man, he hurried to the bathroom and pulled off his pants and yelled in
horror, "OH NO!, I FORGOT I WAS RIDING THE MARE TODAY!".
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ON THE LAUGH!
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