What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks?
They had a rattling good time!

Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
To have his ghoul stones removed!

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones!

What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument?
A trom-bone!

How do skeletons call their friends?
On the telebone!

What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings?
Lazy bones!

What do boney people use to get into their homes?
Skeleton keys!

What do you call a skeleton who acts in Westerns?
Skint Eastwood!

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the bodyshop!

Why are skeletons usually so calm ?
Nothing gets under their skin!

What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish?
It came back with a skeleton crew!