Why does Dracula have no friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck!
 

What was the Californian vampire hippy like?
He was ghoul man, real ghoul!
 

What's a vampire's favorite sport?
Batminton!
 

What happened to the mad vampire?
He went a little batty ! 

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
A coffin break!
 

How does a vampire like his food served?
In bite-sized pieces!
 

Why did the vampire take up acting?
It was in his blood!
 

Was Dracula ever married?
No, he was a bat-chelor!
 

What do you get if you cross a vampire with Al Capone?
A fangster!

What do vampires gamble with?
Stake money!

What sort of group do vampires join?
A blood group!

What do you call an old and foolish vampire?
A silly old sucker!

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?
The girl necks door!

What is red, sweet and bites people?
A jampire!

What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.

What's a vampire's favorite feast?
Fangsgiving Day dinner.

What do you call Count Dracula's picnic?
Vampire campfire.

Where do vampires live?
In the Vampire State Building.

Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
She had bat breath.

 

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